Rustic A-Frame Glamper near Nashville with Memory Foam Beds, Fire Pit & Country Breakfast

If this is an issue for you or anyone in your party please do not make a reservation. I am not able to provide a full or partial refund. Perfection, Comfort, Luxury, Rain and Leaky Roofs: We are “Perfectly Imperfect” and cannot guarantee that you will be in perfect comfort and luxury. Don’t make a reservation if you expect a Hilton-type experience. We are not in that business. During heavy rains, there might be a roof leak, particularly in teepees and glamping tents. There could be occasional maintenance issues, and we will always resolve them in the quickest timeframe possible. We will always do our best, but don’t expect perfection, please. Hunting: We do not permit hunting of any type on either property and in fact, consider the farms to be Tennessee Wildlife Preserves. However, you could hear occasional gunfire off in the distance because hunting is legal in Tennessee and is an integral part of the Tennessee heritage and culture. Fireworks and Farm Noises: You are likely to hear typical farm noises during your visit. We also have fireworks periodically throughout the year on holidays and special events. After Hours Guest Services: Also, we cannot be responsible for being “on-call” after 6 p.m. for minor guest needs and services. Repair maintenance of issues might not be possible until the following morning. Upon your arrival, please inspect your listing inside and outside and let us know then, if something needs to be addressed, rather than late at night. Please arrive before dark to become acclimated and to enjoy the properties. ADDITIONAL RULES First of all, think Family Friendly. Here are a few key HOUSE RULES: 1. NO SMOKING INSIDE!. Also, please do not throw cig butts on the ground. If you smoke inside, you will be charged a $150 fee 2. PETS & CHILDREN. CHILDREN MUST BE SUPERVISED BY PARENTS OR GUARDIANS AT ALL TIMES. ALSO - Pets cannot run loose on the property. Please clean up after them and dispose of properly. ALSO, EACH PET NEEDS TO BE REGISTERED AS A GUEST, EITHER AS A CHILD OR AN ADULT. 3. Insurance does not allow furnish wood or charcoal for free. You are welcome to use firewood that has fallen from trees on the property, or you can purchase firewood at almost all Tennessee grocery stores and gas stations. WE ALSO SELL FIREWOOD. 4. I strongly suggest you bring bug spray and sunscreen. 5. Respect your fellow guests. QUIET TIME STARTS AT 10 PM AND INCLUDES TV'S IN ROOMS BEING LEFT ON ALL NIGHT. Loud, unruly, impaired/obnoxious guests will be escorted from the property without a refund. NOT party central…. Only registered guests are allowed on the property. If you have a reservation and invite unregistered friends to come over and "hang out", your reservation will be cancelled without a refund. 6. Family Friendly and proper attire, please. No shirt, no shoes, no service policy enforced. ALCOHOLIC DRINKS MUST BE IN KOOZIES WHEN IN PUBLIC VIEW, PLEASE OR CONCEALED IN SOME REASONABLE MANNER. 7. Due to the "nature of the beast" I cannot refund charges due to weather. 8. PLEASE DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT IT IS. It is equipped with a small window AC unit and a wood burning stove and a ceiling fan. Please exercise care in its use. Also, you are encouraged to bring extra clothing and blankets, sleeping bags, electric blankets and anything else that will add to your comfort if needed. (DO NOT BRING ADDITIONAL ELECTRIC HEATERS OR YOU WILL TRIP THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS.) 9. EVENTS. Events are subject to cancellation or postponement due to weather or other reasons and we cannot guarantee they will go on as planned. In that event we will adjust your charges in a reasonable manner upon your request. 10. LOST KEYS. You agree to pay $50 in the event you lose or do not leave the key in the doorknob when you check out. This fee is to reimburse us for rekeying the door lock(s).